goodness, maybe just get him an IV then!
Yeah I'm wondering if I should get him a personal trainer ... lol...I mentioned that the other day he flipped out coffee table over and a few days before that he was lifting a 16 pound weight set we bought as a Christmas gift for my MIL. He's pretty strong and tonight we (DH & I) were trying to demonstrate how he pushes the nipples in on bottles, when we realized neither of us could do it easily! We were shocked at how tough that task really is! He must get some sort of leverage while sucking or something? Because it's not easy to push the nipples all the way into the bottle (to where they pop out) I know the "NUBY" cups some mothers rave about have a large nipple like sippy cup spout and he would suck those until they became inverted and fell out...and the Adiri bottles that are supposed to be like the breast (see pic) I could never get to work, they would collapse as well when he sucked on them.
I have just resolved that I will need to deal with a little leaking and have the carpet cleaned regularly.