Last weekend I had the joy of cleaning up a very large barf all over the floor from DS deciding to shove his ENTIRE lunch, ALL OF IT into his mouth AT ONCE.

(do we have a make me sick smiley?

) He was making that horrid wretchy sound in the back of his throat and gagging violently but still would not spit it out. Probably because I had my hand there and was shouting 'SPIT IT OUT!'

so he was determined to keep it in. So when he did spit it out, into my hand, and the barf came out right behind it, into my hand, I was really pleased.
I know, it's all gross, and not what you wanted to read but I feel that sharing the memory might help me get over the trauma of it a bit
But you know what?

He hasn't stuffed his mouth full since

He keeps taking little bites and saying 'no too much in my mouth!'