Jokes for 2.5yr old Please

[Shellha]

Our 2.5yr old DS asked last night for us to tell him some jokes - where he got the idea of telling jokes we have no idea, but he loves them! Problem is, we know VERY few appropriate jokes for a 2.5yr old!!!!!!

Has anyone got any good jokes, especially 'knock knock'?? Pretty please??? ;-)

TIA

Shell x

[jayne]

"knock knock"
"whos there?"
 "boo!"
"boo who?"
"no need to cry."

"knock knock"
"whos there?"
 "cargo"
"cargo who?"
"cargo beep beep"

"knock knock"
"whos there?"
"banana"
"banana who?"
"knock knock"
banana "
"banana who?''
(repeat as many times as you wish)
"knock knock"
"whos there"
"orange"
"orange who?"
"orange you glad I didnt say banana again?"

[Mum to Ella Rose]

we do the same as Jayne except in the first one we say "don't cry it's just a joke!"

also...
knock knock
who's there
atch
atch who?
bless you!

knock knock
who's there
canoe
canoe who?
canoe come out and play?

[Shellha]

Thanks girls, I am sure I can run through these a few times a night for maximum enjoyment!!!

[Shdef]

Knock know

Who's there?

Interrupting Sheep

Interr-

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!



My favourite is this one:

Say knock knock (to the kid)

Kid says: Knock Knock

Mum asks: Who is there?

Kid is surprised cause he wasn't supposed to do the joke. Gets me every time 

[nathansmum]

Nathan finds it hilarious when we inverse animal sounds or what they produce. In fact he was the one who came up with this concept.

ex: cows give us eggs and chickens give us milk or
dogs say meow and cats say woof

and then we say that can't be! it's a joke!

[deb]

Most jokes I've heard 2YO's make up, especially boys, go like this:
Q: [insert almost anything here, like, "Why did the chicken cross he road?]
A: Because he was a poopy-head!!!

OK, here's one that still gets some mileage with my girls:

Q: What's green and goes 90 mph (or kph) backwards?
A: Sniff backwards loudly!

I also get applause for belching words.....

[deb]

Oh, Josie gets some good ones from Highlights magazine; they also have a website at http://www.highlightskids.com .

Here's one:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O!