LMAO! I have a 2.5 yr old who can clear a room too
As for texture of poop, mine was pasty on formula (and green from the iron)... but it went to formed poops (like a normal person) by about 8/9 months of age consistently.
Cooked carrot and apple can cause constipation... as for making your own, I just steamed a single pot of things together... an apple, a couple carrots, a small yam, some pear, zucchini... and then would randomly mix up combos of two things or more
I used one of these to mix everything super smooth:
http://www.williamsfoodequipment.ca/cuisinart-smart-stick-immersion-blender.html?mkwid=SQ38Cun7&pcrid=27265844593&gclid=CNe87rvz67YCFSFxQgod4HQA_Q The key is the wee food processor attachment (Mine wasn't a Cuisinart - and only cost me about $40).
That said, at this age, you could mash the steamed fruit veggies with a fork. It used to take me about 45 mins with cleanup to do a weeks worth of food for her. You can do chicken too... just cook it, then chill in the fridge, the pulse it until it's powdered then add to whatever you like