Thank you and well done for finding the time to write out your easy for us again.
Also really helpful to have your dream easy... Thanks.
I've got several thoughts, some of which you might find useful...
I know you are working towards making that 2am bf later and later but if they've fed well in the day they shouldn't be hungry for a feed then. I'm pretty sure it's a comfort thing for them? Given that you also would prefer to bf on waking I think that you should bf at the 5am wake up, put them straight back to sleep and do another top up bf on waking. Eventually when you work on pushing the 5am wake up later and later it will just be one bf at wake up.
Having said that I understand that while they are teething (or whatever the hell this waking every hour is for gggrrrrr!) you are doing both. But that does seem crazy as I write it down! Feeding at 3 and 5. So now I'm sticking to my first idea of no 2/3 am feed (shush pat, replug etc instead) and just offer feed at 5!
As a result of this shift the bf before first nap will be gone and instead you'll do bf on waking first thing then breakfast an hour later and nothing else before first nap.
I think you could try getting rid of the bottle after the first nap and just give a snack, lunch an hour later and a bf just before the second nap (not feeding to sleep obviously). Do you tandem feed them or one at a time? Just thinking things through logistically for you...
So easy going to look more like this for now...
5.00 bf back down
6/6.30 start the day with top up bf
8.00 breakfast
9-10.00 nap
10.00 snack
11.30 lunch
12.30 bottle
13.00-15.00 nap
16.30/17.00 dinner
17.30/18.00 bath
18.30 bf
19.00 bed
With regards to how you get there, well you just pick your changes and implement them. I was fascinated by the fact I could do this with my two, especially in terms of dropping a bottle during the day and introducing a snack. And I imagine they will nap more consistently well in the afternoon after a bf too.
Loving the big girls glow in the dark binkies btw!
I hope and pray that you are sleeping right now.