At least you ladies have an excuse...
As for the blind - it's around £24, it's not really a blind per say. It's a large piece of thinck cream blackout material (looks like normal material) and you attach it to the PVC bits at the side of your windows using removable velcro). The velcro comes off using nail varnish remover or anything with acetate, but otherwise stays in place)
So it sticks to the actual pains and therefore a) looks good, b) achieves total blackout c) during the day, you just roll it up and clip it in place (I use clothes pegs in wood with little dinosaurs on them to match her non blackout blind)
Anyway, it works and you get total blackout without the dodgy look.
As for appearance. I need to lose a stone and a half, dye my hair and shave my legs (and I'm getting my sleep now)...what's my excuse!